The crocodile goalkeeper Last week the staff were playing their weekly game of football on the soccer sandbank. Gilead our electrician spotted the chance for a goal so gave an almighty kick towards the makeshift goalposts. His aim wasn t as straight as he d thought and the ball went flying towards the river and out of nowhere a huge crocodile jumped out the water into the air and caught the ball in his jaw. As crocodiles usually drown their prey this guy was